Hmm!
"Someone's trying to steal your charismatic identity John..." Are they, indeed, Sir Alan? Well, to slightly mis-quote that bloke that used to be on Radio 2, Derek Jameson, do they mean me?
I guess they do.
Hmm, who'd have thunk it? Who'd have thunk that lil ol' Boring me would ever be accused of being a faker and imposter? Who'd think that I was anything but an original?
I guess Sir Alan would.
Anyways, just so's we're clear. No! No-one's trying to steal anyone's identity here.
I was here first, and even if I wasn't I've never even heard of this other other Boring John - until now, that is (intravenously, as ever).
Hmm, guess I'm just goin' to have to reconcile myself to there being more than one Boring John in this world. Hmm, indeed!
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