The World According to... Boring John

Which of these mythical creatures do you actually believe in?

1. Mr P Charming ("Yes, I will still love you in the morning!")
   
   
2. Mr/Ms Right ("Yes, you look great in that dress/suit!")
   
   
3. Mr Goodbar ("Yes, I wanna do that again! And I wanna do it now!")
   
   
4. Mr Bad Boy ("Yeah, I promise lurve not love!... I'll call ya!")
   
   
5. Mr Vanillah ("Yes, I promise to do all of the above! And, yes, you can call me!")

Me?

I believe in none of those buggers, that's for sure!

I believe in a Mr Good Writer - I know he's out there somewhere...