The World According to... Boring John

The World According To Boring John is taking shape; somewhere else, not here though.

The process has begun; the book has begun.

And here are some words, some regurgitated words, that did not make it (so far, anyway)

• Girl eats Boy
  Boy leaves girl
  Girl eats Boy again
  Girl is sick
  
• Miss Smilla's feeling for stuff that is white as
  
• Ronnie Corbett Ate My Hamster