"BJ?
"That sounds rude!" she says.
"No it bloody doesn't!" I reply, "They're my initials, Boring John. Can I help it if they're also shared by that activity that women claim to be so great at doing! ('Ouch! Mind yer teeth love!')
"Are you bloody obsessed with sex or what?"
Well. Are you?
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YES - and there's still not enough sex on here - cant you write a Barbara Cartland meets confessions of or something for the laydeeeeeeeez (confessions of Barbara Cartland?? get that thought out of my brain NOW!!!)
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