The World According to... Boring John

( "Please leave a message after the tone." *)

"Please leave your (profile) name, number and the time you called and I promise I'll get back to you soon.

"Promise!

("Hey, if you can can make this effort to get in touch with me, then I promise to contact you back in return.")

:-)

Come on! Most of the blokes on Freedating.co.uk are jerks, no? This is much more interesting and intriguing. And you get to learn all about me, too. (If you're one of the blokes on Freedating.co.uk then, obviously, I don't mean you! ;-) )

* Offer ends today, 26th March, two thousand and seven.