The World According to... Boring John

"Brb"

"brb"

"Be right back"

Be right back? I keep on counting down, but they never come back!

Please put me out of my misery someone, anyone!. What does brb really mean in the oh-so-easy-to-misunderstand-ignore-flirt-frustate-and-plain-giggle world of IM?

PS It really is snowing out there. Be right back with another weather forecast soon!