The World According to... Boring John

Do I really want to be famous

I mean Robbie Williams, David Beckham, and Wayne Roonie all complain about it (though, strangely, Mick Jagger never does!)

Do I really want to write a first novel?

I mean if I do write my first novel, then I'll be faced with the worry of writing the "difficult second novel"

Will you still love me in the morning?