The World According to... Boring John

Men that dress up in women's clothing!

What's that all about, then?

I'm not talking about cross-dressers, transsexuals et al but those people who jump at the chance - charity event, stag party, fancy dress party - to wear women's clothing.

Huh?

Usually, it's the same people year in year out.

Huh?

Now I've got footballer's legs as good as Gary Lineker's, but do I want to wear a dress to show 'em off?

NO!

(Stop it! Now!)