The World According to... Boring John

Did you know they that they've created some more Mr Men characters.

I have too:

• Mr Clingy, related to
• Mr Needy, who's also related to
• Mr Impatient, who's cousin is
• Mr Insecure,

They are all somewhat jealous of:

• Mr Cool

The first four characters have definitely overstayed their welcome at my humble abode.

As for the last Mr Man, sure he has his uses, but I can't wait for this trio to come and party at mine:

• Mr No Worries
• Mr Calm, and
• Mr Love and Friendliness

I say, "Boys, come on down!"

And when they do, I'll be sure to let YOU know! ;-)